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Castle Crashers necklace // It's a key chain I bought from a gaming convention (might be able to find in a google search) then with pliers I took it off down to the one metal hoop and bought a black chain for it and BOOM. Custom DIY Castle Crashers bling.
Storm Trooper bracelet: contact/DM @goldmountain70 on insta for one. May take a few weeks cuz they make all of them by hand
Grey ORO tank top:
www.orolosangeles.com/collections/shirts/products/the-tri-blend-tanktop
As the daughter of a strict Asian mom, I feel you. Get her mad and and... *ever wished you could fly?* the backhand is real my fren.
My mom is mexican so her weapon of choice is the chancla batterang
Ikr I do art and I just wasn't motivated these holidays and both my parents had a go at and told me that people will start becoming better than me. They even trash talk children in my class who are also wanting doing art GCSE like me and claiming that I'm better than them.
Im south asian and my parents are completely fucked
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Same for Hispanics
I didn’t know you could even simp for parents.. calm down swoozie
same over here but myb parents r from africa. so if i talk back its already endgame.
it was there fault to have you the father broke (the rubber) and the mom could have put you up for adoption they knew what they were doing once the clothes was off.............
That’s the pink knight from castle crashers on your necklace
anime lit if my children don't like it we gone have problems
“Tell is the truth and we won’t be mad “ And that is how my trust issues stated. Lies .
Dang talking to my dad like that I would get beat.
Is that a castle crashers chain?
I mean ..... I didn't ask to be born and if had a choice I'd undo that real quick
When all my white friends be cussin out they're parents when I'm over I'm like 😳
love your vids! old animation, new animation, doesn’t matter it’s all gold, keep it up! 🤗🤜🤛😎 (also the BB8 in the corner 😍)
in school, people think im the basic white kid that yells at my parens nah fam if I even look at my mother wrong I'm getting my ass b e a t like I'm dead fr
That all might shirt tho
Fuck you gran gran
If I called either one of my parents by their first names, I would be dropped in the middle of the ocean and fed to the demonic creatures that inhabit it. Actually...
I can see your inception poster and I just wanted to say you things you have immaculate taste in movies and I am re-watching all of your videos also I think terminator is better than matrix sorry lol
Whenever I have stress my mom says “I don’t want you in this kitchen when your stressed”
I remember one time getting so mad at my parents that I told them "when I grow up, I am gonna remember this when your on the phone asking me for money!"
1:59 Uhh do I got eye problems or was he playing with a silencer as a kid?
So relatable
He even said "flawless victory." IYKYK
Love swoozie
Why is the word you censored? Lol
Bruh, being Trini and Guyanese. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Def so fun. Me: *breathes* My mom: AY YUH MUDDASKUNT. SHUT YUH SKUNT. ME RASS A TAKE ME TIEM TO TALK TO YUH SKUNT? ME NAH TINK SO.
You should have kids
my parents yell at me because i got a b
Lil' adonde
swoozie i was watching your old videos and i NEED to know were did u get those jeans.
You had... HAIR??
dang..lemme try seriously giving my white mom attitude or CUSSING at her. i not have even been able to leave the room.
I love his castle crasher necklace
@Your sleep paralysis demon Thank you😁
I hope you get loads of likes.
I love my parents and have never been embarrassed to spend time with them over friends. Family is forever.
The whole you don’t have a choice problem only works for Asians blacks and Hispanics And pretty much every single other race except for white people growing up with a Mexican mom it’s like insane like you said beat first ask questions later
I don't know my parents so I cant relate
swoozie has a castle crashers necklace nobody plays it anymore how do youtubers still know about it?
0:37lol sWooZie 😂😂
Im white and i would never dare calling my parents by there first name
Yes I’m
People always say “you are lucky to be alive” I did not know that living in this times of Earth is lucky
My mother whod fork me up
Whenever I would go on trips with my family, my dad would always say go pee if I didn’t have to he would say well try.
Lol same wouldn't even be alive jajaja
no i think you're just annoyed that they call you every few horus i dunno
kudos for the castle crashers necklace
My father calls his parents by their first names, no problems between them though nowadays, just how it goes...
oml no white kids do that to their moms like i hate that stereotype ughh😞
A yo black kids how our moms be like😂😂
Scorpion lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro I'm form Jamaica I know exactly what you talking about
It was their choice to have me tho👁👅👁
Convinent my dads in my room and is annoying
Same, I'm Filipino but I'm used to English, they always speak Filipino and they are always acting so annoyed even if they are the one being annoying, I cant tell them because they would get sooo mad like just let me talk wtf atleast for once
I almost died when she hit him with the chancla.
Are you gae?
I just had 2008 homework today what did I get this
Lil’ Swoozzz😭👌🏼
999 Nigga
If I call my mom by her first name I will die that's on god
You do y’all have angry Italian parents? I learnt from a young age to never talk back to my mum because otherwise my ass will be slapped with a wooden spoon to Italy. But for real tho never in my life have I ever called my mum a “bitch” or “the worst”. I sometimes overhear kids like “mY MUm iS A BItch” and I’m like why tho?
It would be very easy to just pool up and peace me: I’m adopted
If I called my mom by her first name, it would be on some opm type stuff 😂
I can't stand my parents rn......
i like that red castle crasher drip
Poor little sWooZie getting his ass beat
Am I the only one that thinks the thumbnail looks like couch
Baby Swoozie.
Yo my mom name is Natasha
Natasha wins 😂😂😂
Late but nice Pink Knight necklace.
If they ask u a question and u say FOR WHAT that is instant deaf
i just wanted to mention the Castle Crashers necklace, I approve
1:04 wtf did I hear puccy?? Or swoozie anyways covid got be watching all swoozie's vids so yeah enjoy I'm loving the vids
Yeah if your family wants you to play piano when you are from the Caribbean you don't have a choose if you don't you get the belt the shoe the whatever it is
WAIT THATS ME ON HIS NECKLACE
Who saw the castle crashers necklace
anime sucks
Bruh your moms name is Natasha? So is mine lol
Why is it when at friends house they say whatever they want but when I Even try to do that with my parents o000f lets just say I woudnt be In enough Strength to write this comment even if it were to happen 4 months ago (example)
Wow, I have awesome parents.
My parents are honestly so annoying and they're also hypocrites. They always tell me 'if you use your devices when you wake up, I'll ban you from them', WHEN THEY LITERALLY WAKE UP AND USE THEIR PHONES THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH I WOULD RATHER HAVE DIFFERENT PARENTS. THEY ALWAYS CALL ME RUDE FOR IGNORING THEM BUT I'M ONLY IGNORING THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR STUPID BEHAVIOUR. I sound like a 6 year old right now, but I'm just a typical teenager going through puberty, I'm sure this phase will go soon.
There are other reasons why I call them hypocrites, I just cannot be bothered right now.
I never asked to be born
Facts when i play cod with my friend and I hear them yell at there parents I think of what would happen to me if I did it
🤣 resonated.
Do nobody is talkin about how he just confessed to theft?
So... are you good at piano?
Yo I thought I was the only one litterly everything the same
These kids are crazy anime is the bomb I watched anime as a kid
My dad keeps criticising my handwriting! And my dad keeps getting mad at my school for not complaining about my writing! I cannot even read a single bit of my dad's writing, I just want to punch my dad in the face, but I can't because it's illegal to punch your parents
I still haven't broken a rule to this day... I just don't like making people upset. Then they get upset anyway and I don't get why.
You are the best youtube ever k you are super
I like that castle crashers necklace
But I'm adopted
dude where tf did u get that castle crashers chaain my guy
Have you Ever tried to talk back to your Dominican grandma No just me ?..................... Lucky😒
My mum always does this thing where she would say I could do something, but when it came to the time where i was leaving she would deny everything
Oh my God I just realized what if my children don't like anime? This is actually scary for me 😢
Hey kids lets play games NO STUDY!!! Hey kids lets go out and watch a movie NO READ hey kids let go out and eat NO. wait...
Died at little swoozie writing fuck you grandma note 😭😭😭😭
2:18 Why did he blur “you”?