Tim's gf gives the best massages of all time. Totally not awkward #sarcasm
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Tell Katrina i need a massage to see if this is really facts?
I'm a kid
Bro I am surprised
R u wearing makeup coz das sooo cooolllllll
ReèËęêē
6.9k likes, nice
My kid : looks at my phone :my kid: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2021 and I found ur videos and been watching them all
Don't use the Lord's name in vain
BRO!!!!! I LOVE bobs burgers 🍔
Me But then I got dumped
wow
Dude I’m just a kid that just hit puberty
Is swoozie Gay?... ive never seen a straight dude pass on so many women...all the time
One time my friend got a crush on my ex boyfriend (even tho she barely knew him) (1 month after we broke up) and she knew that I still had strong feelings for them, and she told me that she liked him, and I told her that I didn’t care (because we can’t control how we feel about people) as long as she didn’t try to date him or anything, at which point she basically told me that she didn’t fucking care and she was gonna ask him out regardless of how I felt. Long story short, him and I are back together and have been for almost 3 years, her and I aren’t friends anymore, and I want nothing to do with her. : )
I ain't got friends
Thai massages are like getting beat up
No that stuff has never happened
Me and my friend group have a actual book of rules that the “boiz” have rule 69# yes 69 is if you wanna get with a boiz ex we have to ask the boi if that is ok if they say yes it means yes but if the say no it means no YOU CAN NOT BREAK THAT
Ya
God damnit man. I was watching the video about your gf's boyfriend, and his name was Tim... I thought this was vengeance! ;w;
glad i'm not the only one with the principles - on the planet. which i used to think until today, when i watched this video.
its funnny how he seen every girl but HE NEVER GETS THEM
You got a massage by Tim?
Other people when they get massaged: Ahhhhh this is soooooo gooooood :D Me when I get massaged: *Screams in unimaginable agony*
This is has happened to me
“Dear lort” lol
Massage is a code word, right?
yes and go with it
Yepp
Y
Make out 💋 you have to go back to sleep 💤 you have a boyfriend
swooz you posted this video on my birthday
Who agrees with me that swoozie shouldn't talk about respecting someone's relationship 😂😂
My girl hit me
ill give you $20 for a massage.. pretty please. i need 1 bad lol
ReMeMbEr WhEn SwOoZiE hAd “FaMiLy FrIeNdLy CoNtEnT
I just screamed like a weirdo because of your shirt dude - Bobs Burgers is the BEST!! 👏🏽👏🏽
Na bro it's normal😅😅
I get free massages cuz my my doessss it soooooooo idk why I said this
I love the show Bob's Barger's
My best friend started dating one of my lady friends and then they broke up and now we a thing
Yo if my best friend got with my ex i wouldnt mind, like it didnt work out with me idc if it works with them, you know what im sayin?
Yes sr
2:59 no I don’t thinks so
I like your shirt my favorite show :)
2:57 yes
Y'know I really thought this guy was bout to give Tim a massage
One day before my b-day
Yes it has and it sucks🚶
Tell your friend you like her and if its ok with him date her
I love bobs burgers
Swoosies is a dick he hooks up with every girl
Some of your fans probloy died in these 6 years
0:10 chill my guy you know this is a girl right?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee good
That thumbnail tho 😂 didn’t look like a massage lmfao 😂
I want a massage...
How come your life is like an endless series of advetures? Do most of the happen simultaneously? My boring ass life kinda feels the same everyday...
YEAH it happen to me
How much fucking gfs do u have
My best friend is literally dating my ex rn
adondae this was posted on my birthday
This is the best massage ever 😂😂😂
I LOVE COLDSTONE!!!!!!!!
When I saw the thumbnail and the title I got an idea of whats going to happen
Lmfaoo my mans messed up. That below the belt massage would’ve been crazy. Be selfish once in a while man
God dang you must you must be actually in heaven
K
Swooze I will be honest with it happened to me 😑
I was holding in the moans -swoozie
Im jealous swoozie's avocado is orange
Yes and i took her from him
I like to top Katrina on that massage, I’m a massage therapist, I find this a challenge lol
His voice never changes
Y
What does it mean when you say “tomatoes tomotodos”
i dont like massages i can do them to others but i dont like when they do it to me
Bro code
I love bobs burgers
How good her hands were, eh...
Oh my friend takes my girl all the time and im 12
Omg 😱 the fudging muffin shirttttttt!!!! I’m in love 🥰!
this dude still a virgin?
3:31you said her hands were amazing, I think she did something to your area 51😅
poop
kiss kiss kiss
kiss
Ery day btw
Poor swoozie
2:50 every single one of my friends ex’s 🤣 i can't do that to da bois tho
Bro how do you get girl. Friends I got like 99%of male friends and 1% of females
I ain't doing that anymore anything my friend's EX my friend hit me some metal bat across the face
rmamber the bro cod bros befor ho's
I like your Bob’s Burgers shirt
Get how you feel
I would say I could not do that if my girlfriend had a hot boyfriend and they split and by hanging out with him he tells me he wants to date me I mean I'm true to my sister's but if he's not and makes the first move sorry sis I'm only human
Hey SwooZie what about ur fav video game *cough cough* (Apex Legends maybe try it out?)
I love the way he says omg at 0:29
If T You were 12
I am white and I think we would get along
crazy
Who waited 4 years for this
The thumnail😂
I have liked my friends ex then we started dating and we still off and me and my friend didt talk and sort of friends