The new Jurassic World movie just dropped and it reminded me that I never shared the story of how I met Chris Pratt at the premiere of the last movie.
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There are no known photos of Chris Pratt and Swoozie together... To this day... :'(
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Tis' a tradegy, fine sir.
did you ever get the picture
coming back after he’s getting canceled. suddenly it adds up 🧍🏾♀️👩🏾🦯
Y swooshes on this type beat
Chris pratt ore chris brat
"jurassic pork" lmao
Who Else felt the “lets enjoy the party”🙂😂
Daaaym that changes my opinion of Chris Pratt!!! Wasn’t he also still married to Anna Farris at this time?
Everybody gangsta till the violins from Titanic show up.
I kinda understand Chris....he was just nervous to meet Swooz
So did he ever get the pic?
Not a only did he ruin avengers infinite war, but now he rejecting my boy swooz. Its gona be on site 👀👊🏾😂
That violin shit made me Wanna die
This is why you don’t meet your hero’s, kids
This is the soul reason why I don't follow / like Chris Pratt on any social media 😂
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Don’t meet your idols🤷♂️
LUCKY IM A BIG BIG BIG FAN OF CHRIS PRATT! LUCKY
One sec lemme grab my sideways repeater
I’m real sorry dude
I felt that
Dam
Umm, red carpet? You aren’t famous
Ngl he sounds like a bit of a dickhead
How have you met so many celebrities man
Isn't Chris Pratt a fucking weirdo?
Nearer my God to thee😅❤❤
My grandma is a half owner of this restaurant chain here in Utah, and Chris, for some reason, ended up at the restaurant that my grandma’s partner runs and she got a selfie with him about a year or so ago and we were all so jealous because everyone in my family loves him. I heard that he was super cool and nice when my grandma’s partner asked for a pic. It was super shocking that he came to our restaurant because it’s a pretty small business, there is only 3 restaurants and it’s in northern Utah so it was super shocking to have an A List celebrity come in to eat. I wish I would have been able to meet him, he’s one of my favorite actors. If only he would have come to the the location I worked at....
He must be crazy if he didn't want to take a pic with swoozie
How did u meet my fav celeberity
why do you always have a date??
The only 2 celebs want to meet have met each other my mind just went to kung fu panda skadoosh
Yall think swoozies real talent is basketball sports or video games his true hidden talent is MAKING FRICKIN VODOO DOLLS YEET
That MF
Who’s Chris Pratt? I only know Star Lord
I mean I'm not gay but even I would fuck swoozie dizzle
Daaaayum
Comments: all about the main point of the story Me: they play "Nearer My God to Thee" in Titanic?
“I didn’t even ka-know, that there’d be a porty”
One time our school was playing the school that Kobe’s daughter was on the other team and Kobe’s agent said he ain’t gonna come and so legit no one showed up and then he came and I got to sit 5 feet away from Kobe. (He has bodyguards) after the game I got a selfie with him
Titanic music plays when u get rejected
And yes
Yes
Yes
Its not pratts better moment
Chris Pratt 🔵✔ yeah we can take a picture!
that's why we stan Chris EVANS y'all
in cant believe you've done this
Crisp rat
he should be asking YOU for a picture-
0:56 / 4:49
Recently watched parks and rec again
People are always saying how nice chris pratt is but he wont take a picture with my boy swoozie?? Wth man
i felt that in my soul
Meeeeee MEEEE meeeeeeee MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why would you not ask GODESS NATTILY PORTMAN FOR A PIC YOU FOOL..
Cowboy bebop is DA BUO
My heart broke when you didn't get the photo.
Swoozie just got rejected by Chris Pratt.
Criss dont take pictures with people that are hotter then him
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I met chris pratt's brother. He's awesome
And to this day swoozie is still waiting
@chrispratt
Ma man was gonna watch some dragon ball z
Lol, 🤣 voodoo doll
Cowboy Bebop can wait 😸
That's why I NEVER rejected a Selfie with a fan EVER... Doesnt matter if I was in baggy pants grocery shooping 3am, oder sweaty from a run... I never REALLY understood why anyone would like to take a selfie with me, but hey. Some folks drove like 10hours to a convention just to see me - it was crazy. How could I reject such loyalty?!
Nigga who are you?
broootal warp bro😭
Luqman M he’s a youtuber.
Who the fuck are you
Nigga who tf are you
Did ya ever get that pic? Lol 😂
If I ever meet Chris Pratt. I’m a let him know we got the same birthday.
To this date, he still hasn’t gotten that photo with Chris Pratt...
You’re gonna carry that weight
“screw the hermit life cowboy bebop can wait” I feel that if meeting a celebrity is on the line screw binge watching 6 anime in on night.
Damn bro....I kinda really upset for you! I really liked him too! It’s just bs if you get one now because it’s no longer a “nice guy” thing. It would be more of a “I didn’t realize who you were and I don’t want my image tarnished so I’m gonna do this thing to say sorry” kinda thing. If that makes sense....
Don’t sweat it Swooz!! It’s Chris who missed the opportunity, not you ;)
no one: not even Adande: Captions: *SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEE*
Chris Pratt is my favorite actor!
hes jus chris brat
Damn those words are enough to make a grown man cry ;-;
Wait why did he say no to the pic
Damn now I don't like Chris Pratt
Chris prat ladies ONLY
At 1:52 who saw his cousin
Prattpat
I see Guardians of the Galaxy in a slightly crappier light now 😀
YOU MET CHRIS PRATT!
Swoozie is a legend
Chris Pratt is a dick
Dude he low key exposed Chris. He took a picture with a hot girl but not Swooz
thanks a lot sWooZie. Now I fucking hate Chris Pratt
I liked C Pratt’s comment about enjoying the party
I NOTICED THAT THOSE ALL PEOPLE THAT HE TOOK PICTURES WITH ARE THE CAST FROM PARKS AND REC, BRO I JUST NOTICED THAT. Also,I don't feel like he meant to do that
He wouldn’t deny a group pic wit her and u at the same time
Chris Patt is my Husbando even tho I'm a straight dude.
Imagine if chris pratt saw this
#otakulife
Why does your Chris Pratt sound like Ryan Reynolds
Chris pratt : you know let’s just enjoy the party Swoozie : what’s wrong with you Me : chris pratt do you need a Appointment to be very good
From what I’ve heard, Chris Pratt has a massive ego.
You got it all wrong ego is his dad in guardians of the galaxy
Let me guess, the girl you were with was Claudia. Yes or no?
Chris should’ve asked for a picture with swoozie, shoot, if swoozie and Chris Pratt were in the same room, I would’ve asked for a picture from swoozie